This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

What's brown and sticky A stick

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

knock knock go away

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

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