Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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