- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

On her day off, a fully clothed stripper walks into a bar she's never been to before. The regulars turn their heads to see who has just walked in, then turn back to their own conversations.

how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

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