What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

a dyslexic man walked his god.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

Knock knock, COME IN!

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

I love pissing people off :P

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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