- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

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How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

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Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

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