What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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guess what? bannanas

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Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

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How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

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What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

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Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

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Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

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Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

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Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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