Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

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