Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

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Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

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A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

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What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

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What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

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Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

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Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

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why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

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Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

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What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

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what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

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How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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