- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Women's Rights

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

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