- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats white and sticky glue

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

this website is a bad joke

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

i killed my family

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

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