I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Good job, son.

*knock knock* i have diarrhea

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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