why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

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What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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What did the teacher do? He taught.

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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I went to work today....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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