- Anti Joke

A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

You know whats funny? Women's rights

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller