- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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