- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

if you don't like this you're gay

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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