- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

Dead girls can't say no.

why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Astyanax mexicanus, a subspecies of Mexican tetra that lives in a subterranean habitat and as such has structurally degenerate eyes that have atrophied over the course of evolution.

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

A man sees another man sitting on a bench with a pickle in his ear. He asks the man "Why do you have a pickle in your ear?" The other man replies "What? I couldn't hear you because I have a pickle in my ear."

Q.What Did the Little Kid Say To Cancer In The Hospital? A.Nothing. He Died From Cancer 3 Minutes Ago.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because if he stayed on the farm, he would have been condemned to a miserable life, subjected to deplorable living conditions and an eventual pain-filled death by the hand of a cruel and heartless farmer. Crossing that road was his only chance of salvation.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

what do you call a pond filled with frogs having sex with bacteria is burning there insides while a midget with assburgers is chanting "SMACK THAT BADONKADONK!" racism..

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