- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

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