- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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