- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

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A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

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