Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

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Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

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Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

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why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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Everybody will die

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What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

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Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

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Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

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What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

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2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

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Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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