- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

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Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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