What happened when the Trayvon Martin was shot? The media made a huge deal about it and is now making ridicoulus claims that George Zimmerman is racist, and such claims are infringing on his right to a fair trial, and it's all because Trayvon Martin is black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

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What do you call it when you take cheese that isn't yours? Stolen bitch, your under-arrest!

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What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

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What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

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How does a person put an elephant in a closet? First they have to open the door, then put the elephant in and close the door. That was easy well how does a person put a giraffe in. You probably said open the door and put the giraffe in and close the door. Well you missed a step first you have to take the elephant out then you can put in the giraffe. Well both animals are to big to fit in a closet so you can't put them in and also the person who put the animals in is schizophrenic and the animals are fake so if you believed that you could fit them in there you might be delusional.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

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