- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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