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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Jeez Bill, how drunk was I last night? You took my pet parakeet, threw it at my daughter's piggy bank and yelled "ANGRY BIRDS!!!!"

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