Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

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What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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