why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

womens rights.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

A lot eh?

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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