- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

hi mom

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

You know what's natural? Bears.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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