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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

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