Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

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What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

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People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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