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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

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