- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

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