- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

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