- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

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