Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

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Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

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What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

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What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

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What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

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What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

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What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

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Roses are flowers.

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

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haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

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Grace Ackerson

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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