- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why dont they make black forks

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

what are you mike bibby?

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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