- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

who is gay wit mon james cornish

Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

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