What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

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What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

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When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

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Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

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Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

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how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

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Yo mamas so greasy that she has a beard

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

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Eric went for a poo in the public toilets. After he finished, he realised that there was no toilet roll. So he had to just pull up his pants and put up with his sshitty arse for the rest of the day. Unfortunately, he was in a board meeting and when he went in he stank of shit and it was a very uncomfortable feeling.

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knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

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Sad reality is that, you have a tab open just for ponies don't you?

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Knock-Knock Who's there? A giant spider-like insect that lays eggs in your brain which turn into larvae that drop down onto your tongue and eat your teeth slowly, then form a cocoon and turn into the spider-like insect spoken of previously. You then wake up from this terrible nightmare and get ready for your well paying job.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

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Why was the blond stupid? She wasnt, its just that everyone loves stereotypes

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Pick a number between 2 and 8. Now multiply that number by 9. Now add the 2 digits of that answer together. (example 18 is 1+8) Now subtract that answer number by 5. Now choose the letter below that corresponds to that answer. 1 = A 2 = B 3 = C 4 = D 5 = E 6 = F Now pick a country that starts with that letter. Now pick an animal where the first letter of the animals name is the last letter of the country's name. Now think of a color where the first letter of the colors name is the last letter of the animals name. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Are you thinking of an orange kangaroo from Denmark?

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There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

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Your mom is so fat that she should watch her weight and maintain a healthy diet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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