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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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