Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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