- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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