- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

I just threw up..In my pants.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

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