- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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