- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

A van drives into a car.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Error 37.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

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