- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

A man penetrates another man.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

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