- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

If you are reading this you are a nerd

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

kill yourself....with a cigarette

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