- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

alert('The Game')

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

David Cameron

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Penis chickens

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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