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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Ich bin nicht der Anführer

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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