What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

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Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

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Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

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A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

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What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

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The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

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A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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