- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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