Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

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What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

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I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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