- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

Why was the sock sad? Impossible. Socks dont have emotions.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

Or something... Volume one. What do you do if you are in the jungle and get confronted by one jaguar to your left, and one tiger at the right and got only one bullet left in your gun? You shoot the Jaguar and drive home in the tiger.

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

What happened when the Trayvon Martin was shot? The media made a huge deal about it and is now making ridicoulus claims that George Zimmerman is racist, and such claims are infringing on his right to a fair trial, and it's all because Trayvon Martin is black.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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