- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

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