How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

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Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Coldpaly is a good band

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

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You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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