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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an emo girl walked into a white room

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

Why is this joke funny It isn't

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