Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

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What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

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Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

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How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

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Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

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Q. What did the chicken do when it lost its egg? A. It went to go look for it. Q. Why was the chicken scared of the duck? A. Because it was chicken Q.Why can't chickens fly? A. Because they don't want to Q.Why can't chickens swim? A. Because they don't want to Q. Whey do chickens cluck? A. Because they want to Q. Why did the chicken jump on top of a car? A. Because it knows how Q. Why doesn't a chicken have hands? A. Because it's not human Q. What did the chicken dream about? A. Chicken dreams Q. Why was the chicken lost? A. Because it wasn't found Q. Why wasn't the chicken afriad of the dog? A. Because the chicken was blind Q. Why doesn't the chicken know how to drive a car A. Because they don't need to

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A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to, like any other chicken

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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