- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

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