- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

Why was Joseph Kony at a primary school ? It was 3 o'clock and his children had just finished a long hard day learning to read and right and it was his turn to pick them up after him and misses Kony developed a schedule one late night after the odd glass of wine or two.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

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