- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a printer work? You plug it in.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

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