what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

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Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He saw a bottle of Faygo on the other side.

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-You know what will always get people fighting? -Hey, you wanna fight?

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A new born baby is left alone in his crib after a long day of playing, He gets taken out of his crib for his first meal with his grandparents, he is excited, His grandparents come in and after the usual praising of the child they sit down for dinner, They are having chicken, His mother puts the spoon to his mouth, He chews it and swallows it, It gets stuck in his throat and he suffocates and dies.

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

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There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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women's rights.

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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people magazine

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Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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im gay

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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