- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the world worst joke? this one

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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