Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

angelo snyder is not ga

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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