What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

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Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

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Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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Seriosly. too much sex again?

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what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

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Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

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a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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