Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

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Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

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What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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You the same as before? I am being a bit overly cautious I admit that, I would call you, the problem is that while you are either pretty good at pretending to be innocent and all, or actually pretty down to earth, I mean I would probably applaud you for tricking me into believing you are pretty sweet before, but I got my wife and her family to take care off now, its not quite the same getting stabbed in the back anymore,

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

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Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

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Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

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What happens when you drive down the road? you get to the end of the road

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