Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

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What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

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A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

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I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

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Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

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Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

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why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

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what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

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Why are pigs smelly ? Because a cucumber can't walk.

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Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

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Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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