What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

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how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

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Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

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Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

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What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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