WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

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What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

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What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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This is my favorite antijoke.

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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