- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

What's big and purple? Barney

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

Knock knock Fuck off!

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Knock Knock. Come in.

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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