What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

You know whats funny? Women's rights

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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