the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

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Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

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Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

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The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

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Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

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Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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