- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

Lil Wayne

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Men's rights

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

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