- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Here come the elephants over the hill!

who is really lanky? james cornish

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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