- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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