- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

an american walks out of a strip club.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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