What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

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A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

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Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

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What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

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god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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