- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

A man did not like this site

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

autistic kids rock

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

who is really lanky? james cornish

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