- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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