- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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