Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

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What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

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yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

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What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

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Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

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What do you call a redneck virgin? A seven year old who can run faster than her brothers.

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Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

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DAAAAAAAAMN! I AM BEHIND THE SQUARE WHEEL AGAIN! AND THAT SHIT IS POINTY! PRETENDING TO CARE IS SUCH A HASSLE! Anyway, I hope you know I was joking (otherwise you would totally be,not as smart as I thought) but yeah lets see, I am the fourth most pointless MAN, after "The square wheel", "My wife" (:)) I guess some guy just married the wrong wife huh?) And the the fucking wheel is a billion times more manly than Justin Bible or whatever you called that... Thing, and that wheel is made from a female tree! What? HAVE THE LAST COMMENT? I DO NOT GET HAVE! I GET TAKE BY FORCE! Well as far as comments and go, and sex of course.

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Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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