- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.