why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

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The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

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Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

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Burp

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Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

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What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

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Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

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Text this number just cuz 16305208722

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

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Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

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Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

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The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

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Your adopted

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What do you call an Arabic man who crashed a plane into a business building? A careless pilot whose recklessness caused him to crash into a building. His stupidity and lack of plane control skill led to a horrible accident that involved the death of thousands of innocent people and the death of many business people's office pets.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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