- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

What's worse than finding a worm in ur Apple? Finding a worm in ur poop

Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

Why did a black person get gingivitis? He repeatedly didn't brush which caused both dental plaque and tartar getting filled with harmful bacteria, and if they aren't removed from teeth, they will begin to irritate the gums and cause gingivitis.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

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