How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

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Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

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A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

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What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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Refridgerator.

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What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

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Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

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roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

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What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

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What do u call a cripple Biv

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Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

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Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

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a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

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