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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

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