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Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot