- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

Once upon a time a was born

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

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