What's more easier to break than a thin stick? A woman's neck.

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Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

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MAKE

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

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Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

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There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

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Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

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Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

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what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

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Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

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How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

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the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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