What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

I did not thumb this up myself!... *click* Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

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Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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