- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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