getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

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Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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knock knock who`s there me oh come in

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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