- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

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