Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

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Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

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What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

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A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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what did one computer say to the other .........

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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