what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

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I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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