- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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