What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

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Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

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how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

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What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

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whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

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what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

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Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

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Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

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why are black people so fast? because there black

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What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

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A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

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A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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