Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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human centipede

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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sky silverstein

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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