- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

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