What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Allah walked into AK Bar

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

What's brown an sticky Shit

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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