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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

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