- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

hey hey apple

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

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