- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

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