- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

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Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

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