What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

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"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

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Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

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What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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knock knock Goodbye

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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