Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

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How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

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What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

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Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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