- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

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