- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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