You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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