What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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Asian women drivers...

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What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

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Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

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What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

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Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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Anti Joke

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