Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

What's funnier than 24? 25

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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