What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Blacks

Women's Rights..

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Asian women drivers...

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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