- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

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