What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

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your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Turkey Balls

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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eoin burgin is fat

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I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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a black man pays his child support

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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Anti Joke

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