why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

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a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

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How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

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Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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A muslim walks into a gun shop

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

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A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

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In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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angelo snyder is not ga

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What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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