- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

An IRS agent named Harold Crick finds that he has the ability to hear a narrator comment on every moment of his life. He later becomes institutionalized in the Schizophrenic ward.

Yo mamma so fat that when she gets in bed she gets sleepy

Why did the cow go over the hill? He didn't. He was pinned and slaughtered in a private owned animal torture facility.

Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

there are three girls one said daddy why is my name rose because a rose fell on her head when yur a baby. daddy why is my name feather because a feather fell on your head when your a baby mumamhama, SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!

Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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