- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

how do you call someone? use a phone

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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