- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

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