- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

If you were a cactus, why?

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

why are black people so fast? because there black

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

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