- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

What's the difference between a duck?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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