- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Knock knock knock OCD

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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