- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

White men's rights

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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