- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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