Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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yolo your orange looks orange

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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hey guys im gay

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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