What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

Knock Knock.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

Drew Knowles is gay

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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