Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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