In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

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I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

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If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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