What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Massie is a fatass

homosexual rights to marriage

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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