- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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