- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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