- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

i cant STAND cripple jokes

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

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Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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