whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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Where's my baby??

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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A penis walks into a bar..

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