- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Knock Knock.

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

A bar walks into a man

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

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Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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