- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

i cant STAND cripple jokes

Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

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