- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

how do you call someone? use a phone

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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