- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Anti Jokes = Drained

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

why dont they make black forks

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

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