What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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Q: are you gay? A: maybe

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

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The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

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What do you get when you cross a leopard and Chuck Norris? I don't know. Probably something like a furry yellow Chuck Norris with black spots and sharp teeth.

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A duck walks into a bar. The duck walks over to the bartender and orders a beer. "put it on my bill." he says. The bartender angrily grabs the duck and kicks him out of the bar, because the duck has done this many times, but has never once paid his bill to the bar. The duck is an alcoholic and is slowly ruining his relationship with his family.

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roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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It takes a minute to know somebody, an hour to fall in love, but a lifetime to forget. Once, my mom forgot me at Disney World.

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What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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