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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

Knock Knock. Come in.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

ok, so a blue flower in a meadow dances valiantly, while being watched by a chipmunk. the king of the sky fairies ate an apple and a chicken and a pear, and a cumkwuat and frog legs and a bone and a library and a jeep and fig and a rhino and a sword but fairies don't have that big of mouths to eat all of that, so this never happened

I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

What was hitlers least favorite pokemon? Hitler didnt have a least favorite pokemon because hitler died long before the idea of pokemon was created.

A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

jeffrey: Do you know what happened on the 5th of november? gerald: No jeffrey: I cant remember

How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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