- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

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