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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

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What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

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Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

The FCC

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

I have cancer. And you're next.

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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