- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

im telling maguire

Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

knock, knock "Who's there?" knock, knock "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

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