A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

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Here's a joke for you, my life...

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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.der era sesoR .eulb era steloiV .sdrawkcab nettirw saw ecnetnes sihT .yrgnuh m'I won dnA

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Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

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Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

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what do you call your mama at the gas station

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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Dwarf Shortage

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

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What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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