- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

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