- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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