Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

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how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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rocky is here again.......................

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

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What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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