- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

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