Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

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Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

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why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

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a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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whats a joke

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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Boxing on Boxing Day

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How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

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Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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Neo Nero, why did you not tell me that Nero7 is dead? When was the funeral held? Where is he buried? At point Zero? Please I need to know, he was basically my father, or rather all that my father never was, at least I dont have to wonder if he will ever come back... I understand your anger, even if I am not even close to following your extreme ideals, please tell me the code, the proof that you are not one of the Spetznas or the Nazi`s. "Eliza"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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