- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Reading the Terms and Conditions

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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