Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

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Lololol

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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