What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

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A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

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What is black and looks like a person A black person

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When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

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What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

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Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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