- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

The Blonde walked into a wall.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

lets bomb africa

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is notified, and the duck is released into a nearby park.

What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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