What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

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you gay?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

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Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

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what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

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black chicken. kfc

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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