- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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