- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

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A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

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