- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Bryson got a concussion...he died

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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