how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

Women's Rights

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

the power to turn magnetism into light

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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