- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

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