- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

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