- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

"Knock knock" Come in!

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

women's rights

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

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