- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

you will like this because i am black.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

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