Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

this website is a bad joke

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Matt is a Duster!

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Actually it was me Josh brown

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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