- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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