What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a human profession, and the other is a type of fish.

what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

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What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

Where would canada be without nature? still here

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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