- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

why did the black guy die? cancer

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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