- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

FUCK YOU

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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