- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

Whats the difference between pizza and a Jewish person? Pizza doesnt scream when being put into an oven.

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Knock knock.. Who's there? Breaking. Breaking who? Im breaking up with you.

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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