- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

What's red and can sing? Elmo

Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

I Have a Black Friend

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

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