- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

q ggggggggggggggggg

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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