- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What made Qtip's so dangerous? Q-tip's music

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

What does water smell like? water.

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What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Whats black and can run fast? a panther.... racist

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

Why did the airplane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot.

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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