- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

Want to hear a joke? I hope not because I don't know any.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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