- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

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