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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

I wrote a funny joke.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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