What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

your mama so old, shes dead.

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

A woman walks into a bar.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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