- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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