roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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