- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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