- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

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