A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

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Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

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Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

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what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

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Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

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I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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the WNBA.

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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