What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

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I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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