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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

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Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

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