- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

you see theres this guy.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

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