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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

I am a mime

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

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