- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

Nobody cares maddie!

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

why was kade sad? he shit himself

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

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