Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

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What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

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Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

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Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

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What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

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What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

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roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

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whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

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What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

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Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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