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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

why are balck people black because they are

if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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