- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

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