why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

What is life? Paul.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

kennah campion when she talks

The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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