why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

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what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

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Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

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What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

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A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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What is life? Paul.

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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kennah campion when she talks

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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