- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

who is gay wit mon james cornish

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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