- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill? Look there's 100 elephants coming over the hill What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill with sunglasses on? Nothing he did not recognize them

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you prevent a baby from crawling all over the place? You nail his hands to the floor

Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

Q; What is green and eats rocks? A; The green rock eater... Q;What happens when you through a rock straight up in the north pole? A; The green rock eater eats it..

Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

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