- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

Anti Jokes = Drained

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

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