Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

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How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

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had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

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Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

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A man with a PhD walks up to a college student and jokingly says "Hey dude, what did the hat say to the other hat?" The student replies "My name is Joe and a hat does not have a mouth, therefore it cannot speak." The student is then unimpressed on how uneducated the man is, also worring about how the man was able to receive a PhD.

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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Well, first of all, what I have overcome both mentally (trauma) and physically (lots of shit) is in the past, lets leave it there. Second yeah, I can basically shift my sense of left and right at will, meaning I can choose which arm to write with, and write things mirrored without even thinking about it, I can fool my senses basically, one second I struggle playing the piano because I have just trained with one, then I make my brain believe I have been practicing with both, its simple, but complicated to explain, while my ears are perfectly normal, I got two sets of balance nerves, it just gets more complicated from there.

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I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

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A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

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What is the Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 43 - 1 = ?

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i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

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Now this bible thing, is a real anti joke so get ready to have your faith tested, and overcome it: There was that story where God charged against an army at the top of some mountains, the army is told to have been led with God personally at the front rank right? But they lost because the enemy had horse wagons (you know what I mean) made of steel or iron, (does not matter what it is if you ask yourself really) I mean even if it was Metatron, he would have had uh... Wings or something to even the odds, Maybe God is like Raiden from Mortal Kombat, he needs to become a Mortal in order to enter fights on earth... MORTAL KOMBAAAT! I mean God made humans humans made Sin (gotta say we get the blame for a lot of shit others did, I hate apples and cant even stand the smell of them for once, never ate one)

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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