- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

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