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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Haha, I get it..

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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