- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

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