- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

It's all Taggart

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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