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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Apple hates Blackberry.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

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