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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

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What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

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