- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

what this: b a dead one of these: p

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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