- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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