Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

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