- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

I am a mime

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

someone called someone else a frog

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