- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

nolan is gay

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

How come Tommy isn't allowed to sing anymore? Because he has a punctured artery, collapsed lung, fractured ribcage, and a failed organ...

Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

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