Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

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A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

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She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

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What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

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why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

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Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

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Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

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How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

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