Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

We found a cure for cancer. Death

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Make me famous

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

What fires shots? A gun

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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