who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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