- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

bangers and mash?

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

Your big dick.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

there was once a jew

If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

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