two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

What is your name? My name is Jeff

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

A Chinese man fails a math test

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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