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Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

Have you seen stevie wonders house? neither has he.

A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

Two scientists are working in a lab. The first one asks, "Do you want some sodium?" The second one pours acid into the first one's eyes.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

someone jumped off a bridge he died

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What's the new green? Green

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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