What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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women's rights.

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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