- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Waseem is a hard worker.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

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Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

what's 9+10? 19, not 21

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

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