- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

A man walks into a bar later at night & the bartender says how was your day the man replies "well I found out my mom is a raging crack addict, my grampa has alzheimer's & i have terminal cancer" how was yours the bartender says "I found out im Hitlers lost son".

knock knock Goodbye

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

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