So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Fat? Jesse Z

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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