what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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A: Knock Knock B: 7

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. The stewardess calls secret service and has the man arrested.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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