how man

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One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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360 NO SCOPE

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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