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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

like most people my age. im 27

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

What has two legs? Half a cat

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

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