Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

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Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

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whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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have u been drinking cannabel soup because you........ahhhhh!!!!! why are you trying to eat me!

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Knock, Knock Who's there Cluck Cluck who? Cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck - proceed to bob head and flap wings - cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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