- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

I just threw up..In my pants.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

knock knock i have diarrhea

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

speak now or forever hold your pee

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Phew... it's gone.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

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