- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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