Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

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John is at the movies, when he drops his cookie on the floor. A passer-bier accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his man. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. The man then proceeds to murder Terry.

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Well... My reputation is still kinda exaggerated apparently. What you experienced is called astral projection, some people claim it is the same as lucid dreaming, I beg to differ, the difference is vast. You basically just admitted that people believe much more in you, than you believe in yourself, without believing hypnosis does not work, people are like "bah its just suggestions", its true, but underestimating the power of suggestions is a pretty bad call.

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Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

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A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

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What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

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Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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I told my two lesbian friends I wanted to join them. I am a priest in a Gay Marriage friendly state and they are happily married.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

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Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

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whats green and lives in the water

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

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I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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