- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

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