how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

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Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

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