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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

I don't get it

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

why does the man appear fat he is

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

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