Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

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Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

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Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

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Guess what? That is actually a ridiculously broad question, and I can be referring to anything. You really have no chance in guessing "what" is. As a matter of fact, I can just be thinking about a thought of something else, which is not even a concrete thing. Therefore, you really have no chance of guessing what "what" actually is. So I win. You lose.

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KNOCK KNOCK WHOSE THERE? AVOCADO AVOCADO WHO AVOCADO COLD THAT'S A RETARD JOKE HAHAHAHAHA GOOD 1

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A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

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Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

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A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

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"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

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* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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Yo Momma is not fat.

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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