- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

black chicken. kfc

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